I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. #fieldtrip Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Aunt May says and I shrug. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. Guys? Tony says. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 52, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. Aye! Thor booms anyway. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! #nickfury "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. My turn. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). I smell a demi, Brucie. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. It's strangely nice. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. Although I, you know. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Okay? How are you with spanking, though?. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. "How do you even do that?" He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Good night, everyone.. He didn't want to think about it. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Classified information. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. #ironman Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. #captainamerica Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. What could possibly go wrong, right?. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Ouch, back to last names again. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. I mean that literally.. Tony, stop being judgemental. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. And because I'm Iron Man.. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Edward had many regrets in life, ones that he probably would never get to remediate forbecause death made a sudden but wild appearance in his life, or so he thought, at least. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. "Really?" Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. It's Stark.. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. I dunno, man. 2. Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. You're going to bed.. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". Nat and Wanda took drinks. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. Steve said. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. FRIDAY said. In case you wondered. He grimaces. It Multi-fandom oneshots. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. I was sleeping. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. Peter smirked. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. Score one for Stark!. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! Or maybe Clint kisses him. Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. Please consider turning it on! Other than someone on the team.. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. "Language!" Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. "What! Clint wouldn't have pegged him as particularly bendy, but here he is, pulling off a move even Clint struggles with on some days. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. Pepper Pots To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. An angry voice cried out. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. And no.. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. Nope, not telling. as well as And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. Steve's gone red again. When they can't sleep. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. Because because the strings! and other people I can't remember right now. Pete, that means youre up! We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. It's blueberry, his favorite. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. He knows hers, too. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? "Eh, you were in Florida," I say brushing it off. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. They all turned to Nat. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. Now it's my turn.". Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. "You knew?" Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. 3. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". They all thought that things were going to be better now. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye The elevator dinged. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? Parley Stories - Wattpad Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. That I made with my own two hands?!. Clint rolls his eyes. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. Maybe this game was fun after all. No? The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. "You've has a girlfriend? The hottest boy in school. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. *SPOILERS* I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. I hope you're kidding. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). He likes tzatziki. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" D'nt care. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. MJ, these are the guys." "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". His name is Percy Jackson. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. This will probably be a few chapters or series. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. She was the one to offer the cursed game. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. One moment. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. Yeah, Im with Vision. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. It's fucking beautiful. I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. Otherwise, all bets are off. #tonystark Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. "Fine. Okay! Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. 332 guests 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Alone. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". That's too easy. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. It was great to see you again Nat! Thor's a beast in the sack.. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. He knew exactly what he was going to say. I like dames well enough, it's not that. #steverogers Where did you get this tattoo!?" Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. #unlimitedpride "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Morning.. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Maybe it would just be funny. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Of course we do, Clint says and grins. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. I'm training her." WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? She said, smiling. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. Never Have I Ever, Part 1 Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic - FanFiction.Net Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. Peter put his sleeve down again. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. If there are limits, the fun's gone. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. "What! Michelle answered for him. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. A lot. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. It's been great, guys.. This one counts.". Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. What? You know what really sucked though? I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. Never Have I Ever - Princess_Aleera - The Avengers (Marvel Movies Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. It's my bed. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend.